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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via donotresetme)

hihiskinnythighs:

starkinglyhandsome:

marchcorvus:

suburbanite-gangst3r:

i emotionally connect with this cat

dis mah pizza

dar r mani liek it

but dis 1 iz mine

ah, an ancient tongue

that is pure lolspeak, not heard in its raw form in many a year

we’ve come full circle gentlemen

hahahahahah

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(via onlylolgifs)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via donotresetme)

lameborghini:

my throne

(via donotresetme)

ectolime:

bodtcrack:

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

so-i-did-this-thing:

chairhiro:

handsomejackass:

do-you-have-a-flag:

fav person of the day

because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!

literally the most important man at supanova this year

he gave me double sided tape

what a good human being

petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.

Every con needs a squad of these guys.

(via aphoenixfromtheembers)

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

(via thebaconsandwichofregret)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via bonus)